The Basement of Orlando. Tanq’s

Been here a bunch. Always seeing friends playing in bands. And they’re always really good bands, I do gotta say.

Pine and Orange – a classic green awning casting pink neon glows. White dudes in cargo shorts. Ladies in tanks and dukes. Tats are common and smoking is a must.

This may be the only place on the strip where Florida reports unabashedly — crackers cackling casually in camo or cargos, casting their cash on Coor’s and Kools.

No grooming is needed. Cause real Florida don’t give a fuck.